He tryin’
apex predator
Fun fact! Cats can’t track up-and-down movement as well as they can track side-to-side movements. It’s the pupil shape.
“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*
The first few seconds of chomping sound exactly like the minecraft eating sound
i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more
freud: wanting to fuck your mom is normal
freud’s mom: :/
freud: wanting to kill your dad is normal
freud’s dad:
iconic
water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*
That caption could not have prepared me
EXCUSE ME
so people are reblogging this and saying it’s lindo erasure (the name of lando’s dad in the lego star wars world) SO let’s just set the record straight and say he has 2 dads grando and lindo and they combined their names to get lando
…congratulations, you convinced me to reblog this.
